I've considered my mobile number 2b Nice & easy 2 remember [Pattern format OIC-ABBBCCD]. But in most cases, I ended up wif lot's of unknown callers. T_T
O.o
fr. FEMALE callers...
"hi sayang... malam ni mau ke???"(mid-nite)... T_T
"kak~! kak~! kak~! dek sini ye...n'ti jemput saye kat pintu depan..." (same call 6 to 7 times) sigh~! don't understand...
"if u r still not here i'm gonna commit suicide.........errr........soli wrong number..." (luckily she noticed... quite scary...)
"hello ah-gan ar???... soli... paiseh har???..." (just now @ 2:30pm)
"hello ah-gan ar???... ohh.... si-lu ar(it's u)??? soli har???" (also just now @ 2:35pm)

fr. MALE callers...
"knm...ccb...limpeh nearly strike 4-D..." T_T
"helo. helo. siapa tu? helo? siapa tu?" (he was calling & yet ask me)
"hey babe... I'm horny tonite..." (errrr...???)
"zul... nanti tolong de-pa pi ambik barang sat..."

This is from my frenz's mom... I can't blame her... cos my number & his son's are the same except for the service provider number....
"(speechless).....................hhheeeeellooooo mmmaaayyy iiii ssspeakkk to ED pleeeeaaaseee?"
hahahaaa.... ended up ED was questioned for having a galfren without intro to his mom... (of course I'm NOT his galfren la...)

oh... tis is bout one of his fren... only SMS... luckily no calls...
Fren: "hey ED... I'm totally fked-up... can't join u guys for football l8r"
sUmOmO: "sorry... I'm not ED... can pls check ur number 1st???"
Fren: "fck U lar...stop fckin around..."
sUmOmO: "fren... my number starts with OIC & ur frenz is OIF. also 1 is gal ano is guy. I dun see any resemblance"
Fren: "huh? wtf... sorry gal... thousand apologies..."

muahahaaa.... ED did call me up to apologise for his fren being rude... so gentleman... so "kong-yee-hei"... ;p